Total Medals Earned: 1,322 (From 204 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,110 Points
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (145/145 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/350 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (80/295 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/395 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/470 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
YOU WENT THERE
Complete your quest for club!
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Decide to play the game.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
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Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
First Victory
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Beat the Champ.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
